Korea's very own MOPIKO advertisement:
When you have a very good camera....
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Thanks man; hasn't had such a good laugh for a while.
I knew there must be a catch but really the "punchline" caught me off guard!
Good one.
Gift from a friend who returned from Philippines today.
Guess what this is.
Dildo?
Heh heh heh if my friend got me a 5 inch dildo and half inch in diameter he must be wasting his money and time.
Its only a cigar.
Orrrhhhhh... hahah
You'll be surprised by the variety of dildos available in adult toymarket nowadays... There are some as small as a few inches long and lesser than 1/2 inch in diameter (for portability). Some I see in porno videos are smaller than cigar but the girls look very shiok because of the good VIBRATION
Heh heh heh I like their marketing.
"Moulded from the real thing!!!"
"Real life like complete with veins!!!!!"
"8 inches charcoal black!!!"
With testimony from users some more....ha ha ha.
Upcoming movies not to be missed.... "Mission Impossible 3" and "Mission Impossible 4"
The one doing the sit-up.............swim bladder disease
Yah, the other one - DROPSY.......
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SINGAPORE TP WRX
5240 hot number liao
Kan Chiong Spider!
Man with a GIANT COCK
an extremely WET PUSSY
NEXT UP AND COMING XXX PORN BABE
For golfers only
As she aims for a hole in one
We aim to have two holes in one
As she aims for a birdie
We are ever ready with our birdies
As she aims for an eagle
We always welcome an eagle spread
Ha ha ha you must be those who enjoys the 19th hole the most.
"After playing the front 9, permission must be obtained from course owner before playing the back 9"!!!
My personal favorite is the 6th and 9th hole you know
FORGET TO ADD
IF SHE IS NOT TOO GUNG HOLE AND AIM ONLY FOR PAR
WE STILL HAVE TWO L PARS TO OFFER!
BACK TO THE SIXTIES:OLDIES BUT GOODIES
THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME
I see labia majora, where is the labia minora?
Hey dirty old man!
Pls no anatomical reference and stick to GREENERY ok?
erh ... King Solomon's Mine ?
Jurassic FXXX......
Some creative advertisements.
Is this bullseye,bull shit or plain horny?
It's just a friendly family game...CHARADE
TODAY ON SESAME STREET WE GET TO LEARN THE LETTERS
D.I.E.
The Haze In Malaysia
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How Would You Know If You've Entered A Gay Bar
http://angryhamster.com/images/pictures/gay_bar.jpg
No intention to offend anyone...
http://www.rafflesgold.com/desireless/Best&WorstofMissUniverse2004.pps
PS: It is not like SG is any better in choosing candidates for major events like this...
All Men Are The Same
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/jplk_194925.jpg
And the most champion one:
Signboards in China.
I cant read Chinese,but understanding half the joke is funny enough.
It should be
1) Public Toilet
2) :
3) Counter for weighing and pricing of Dried Goods
4) Dried Goods
5) One-Time-Usage items
"Women On Road" Olympics
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6th Position:
5th Position:
4th Position:
3rd Position:
2nd Position:
And the CHAMPION is....
It's never too young to read
Home made sex-change
Totally No Match!
Heavy weight against feather weight in BEDMINTON
Umpire called out: Service over one Luv.
Don't even go near this place!
Ricky Martin Next to You
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Dear All,
My friend who is desperate for cash since his recent retrenchment is selling his van. (Please see the pic below)
It is still in GOOD RUNNING CONDITION!! COE included
Asking $500 (Negotiable)
Let me know of your interest
World Sext Ads:
This table was up for sale at eBay.
How can you tell that this table was put up for bid by a man?
Inspect the picture first, before looking at the answer below. No cheating now, this is a good one.
Ok, Here is the Answer:
Look at the mirror in the picture
White Dog:Ang Chuah To Lo Buay Song
Brown Dog:Kiam pah,Kah Chng Chiew See Boh
White Dog:Bian Cull peh Ai Pah Eh Sai Kong
Brown Dog:Cheng Tiam,Tuay Tiam Bro Swee See Poon Eh Sai!
Poor Leadership...
When can a cat adopts a dog?
WHEN A PUSSY ENJOYS A DOGGIE
CRAZY HORSE RAFFLESGOLD OPENS
NO LEWD NO NUDE!
sigh................
KEEPING NEAT AND TRIMMED
Q-CUT
ChinGrish has never been more fun
Sandwich = Three Text Cure
Chop = picks
Wats the opposite of KING KONG?
answer: QUEEN MA
World Cup Germany 2006,come rain or shine BRA-ZEAL is still my favorite
Super High-tech Weather Forecast
Are you sure you 're still betting on Argentina this summer?
I bet you can only see this in Singapore
Challenge you to show this to your wife
There are two types of HUGH HOOTERS we should know
One is the big time RG bros here who luan chu HOOT 4-D and TOTO in HUGH amount
the other is a HUGH HOOTER of unnatural cause...............
Hahaha... so funny...
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The American World
http://www.omogenia.com/photopost/data/500/34american-world1.jpg
How can a pussie enjoys a doggie ?
Hi All,
There will be a garage sale on Sunday at my place. A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, living expenses, etc.) I'm finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment. I've decided to have a garage sale and hopefully I'll make some bucks.
Desperate times call for desperate measures!! I am sure that I will get out of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!!
I've taken a photo of my stuffs, if you see anything you like, please Let me know as soon as possible so I can save it for you, assuming the price is right.
Hope you can make it!
Cheers!!!
Ever wonder why the ENDANGERED hedgehog will soon be an EXTINCT species?????
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Can't believe the management even bothered to explain to a graffiti...
New Way Of Selling Drinks...
Nokia celebrates its success, Dont miss this opportunity!
NOKIA MOBILE PHONE WITH HIGH DEFINITION CAMERA CALLS FOR ONLY RM200/- (Normal Price RM1,700/-)
Available in all nokia dealers from 1st April 2006!!
Please inform if any of your friends want it.........
See model below....
French police car...Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr
Nissan Skyline GT-R..max speed 280km/hr
Italian police car ...pegaut...sports gt
Spain.....audi TT max speed 280km/hr
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/policecars004.jpg
Bloomfield USA ..... Chevy Corvette ......Do I have to tell the speed...
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/policecars005.jpg
Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World.....
(Max Speed is not disclosed due to Security Reasons.... )
It started since young
how to drive? a bumpy road will cause things to fall, and they will try to pick up while driving.. oops.. now i know why they can't keep to the lane
A farmer has a papaya tree that bears a lot of fruit..
But every time the papayas are ripe they fall to the ground and get damaged....
So what was his trick????
Why kids shouldn't be left at home alone....
Ah Beng's WORLD MAP
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rafflesred/chatbuysell/sgworldmapmm9.jpg
Things To Do Before You Die.....
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2)
3)
Why buy LV....
... when you can get the same things from Pasa Malam (night flea market)?
Never give flip phone to your kids....
PS: Some parents.... :nicetry. Still have the mood to take photo
Somewhere at the arc of........RAFFLESGOLD
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Wonder who was the wise guy that named it SWINE FLU initially.
Innocent pigs get blamed for nothing
now it has been renamed INFLUENZA- A(H1N1)
Mother Nature must be playing a prank on mankind
(and womankind as well) when such extraordinary vegetables appear.
These are actual peppers from a garden. They are called 'Peter Peppers'...
When I first saw its picture, I thought it’s just another photoshopped hoax, but digging deeper, I was surprised to discover that it’s a real plant, usually called the Peter Pepper, scientific name capsicum annuum var. annuum ‘Peter’.
It’s native to Louisiana and Texas.
It’s been called many other names, including Chilli Willy and Penis Chilli; and has been judged “Most Pornographic Pepper” by Organic Gardening Magazine...
Not surprising, since it looks like so.
Apparently it has always been grown more as an ornamental thing, rather than to be eaten, although it’s perfectly edible.
By the way, a farmer who specializes in growing them says they can grow up to 18" long!
Guys, sort of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?
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