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HappyBuddha |
Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
A: Even the pool tables don't have balls. |
desireless |
Thu, 06 Apr 2006 2:47 am
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养鱼养得好又如何 Member No.: 9 Group: Super Moderator Posts: 5,164 Topics Started: 558 Joined: 12-Dec-03 Last seen online: Mon, 12 Sep 2022 3:49 pm User's local time: Mon, 01 Jul 2024 12:00 pm Green Water: Yes Country: Singapore |
Lakeside Story In the heat of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him." Then there was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him." There was a hunter farther around the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich when he looked up.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot that damned grizzly and have a proper lunch." Now you probably think there has been enough activity by now, but I can tell you there's more.... A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot that damned bear and drop his cheese sandwich and lunch is free for me today." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this entire panoramic scene and thought (as was fashionable to do so on the banks of this particular lake around lunch me) "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly ... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ..then I can have mouse for lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he throws all caution to the wind and heads down for the cooling mist of the water. In slow motion, the fish leaps up and swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear and drops his sandwich.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich and bolts... The cat makes his move and jumps for the mouseā¦. The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns. And the moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is going to be in serious danger |
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