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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
A: Even the pool tables don't have balls. |
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The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?' Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'The Master said so.' Madam: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?' Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?' Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.' SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..! |
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