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HappyBuddha |
Tue, 20 Jul 2004 6:59 pm
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Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
A: Even the pool tables don't have balls. |
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Sat, 22 Aug 2009 4:19 pm
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*Men's Pearls of Wisdom*
*1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.* *2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.* *3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' * *4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.* *5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.* *6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.* *7. Virginity can be cured.* *8. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. * *9. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.* *10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. *11.Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.* *12. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.* *13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......* *14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man*s life ? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.* *15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.* *16. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!* |
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