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[HappyBuddha]

Q: How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

A: Even the pool tables don't have balls.

[LASERGUY]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into
a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a
room every! one says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks
into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the
four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24"stomach, and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God...... "

This post has been edited by LASERGUY: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 7:10 pm