When Woods Is Not Out Of The Woods |
When Woods Is Not Out Of The Woods |
goldrush |
Fri, 04 Dec 2009 4:42 pm
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RG Doc.com Member No.: 319 Group: Forum Doctor Posts: 3,327 Topics Started: 377 Joined: 25-Jun-04 Last seen online: Thu, 25 Jul 2024 4:16 pm User's local time: Sun, 27 Oct 2024 6:33 am Green Water: No Country: Singapore |
Woods Goes T.ree Under!!!!
In Golf It's All About Lies, Lies & More Lies!!!! Where the ball lies is critical...in the bush, on the sand, or on man-made obstacles such as the National Enquirer...can make all the difference to d'Golfer!!! The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne , where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Unconfirmed reports said the couple, who have been married for five years, had had a row at their Thanksgiving dinner before Woods took off in his new Cadillac Escalade 4x4 at 2.25am on Friday and hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Police ruled out alcohol as a factor. Here are the best of the pick: Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards Tiger Woods drives into a water hazard After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees. Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had U tell yr wife everything? My wife thinks I’m at the office. I tell her I’m playing golf when I’m with another woman Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is Elin. Tiger’s wife went for him over a birdie. What was the second worst part of Tiger’s car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk. Tiger Woods owns several cars; it’s a shame that he got a hole in one !!!!!!!! |
desireless |
Mon, 07 Dec 2009 2:28 am
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养鱼养得好又如何 Member No.: 9 Group: Super Moderator Posts: 5,164 Topics Started: 558 Joined: 12-Dec-03 Last seen online: Mon, 12 Sep 2022 3:49 pm User's local time: Sun, 27 Oct 2024 6:33 am Green Water: Yes Country: Singapore |
Hahaha.. that's a good one, Doc!
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CP |
Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:32 pm
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He used to be my hero.......................
But now....................he's DA MAN !!!! |
goldrush |
Tue, 08 Dec 2009 3:46 pm
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Here's more
Q: What course gives Tiger the most trouble? A: Intercourse. * If only Tiger had hit a mailbox and a stop sign as well, he could have completed the Grand Slam! * You usually find a tree in the Woods, Tiger’s wife found a Woods in a tree. * It’s a publicity stunt for his new DVD release, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”. Poor Tiger you can only mew while others roar with laughters |
CP |
Tue, 08 Dec 2009 4:18 pm
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Moderator Member No.: 309 Group: Super Moderator Posts: 2,836 Topics Started: 59 Joined: 22-Jun-04 Last seen online: Mon, 13 Feb 2023 10:37 pm User's local time: Sun, 27 Oct 2024 6:33 am Green Water: Yes Country: Singapore |
As of now mistress no 9 and 10 exposed.
Have this feeling final tally will be 18 HOLES . |
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