我已經結婚了 Options

[HappyBuddha]

何先生一早起來，就頭痛的要死
因為他前一天上喝的爛醉回家
他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛张開
開眼後，竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥
然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經疊好在床邊
因為一起床就看到這幾樣反常的事，他決定要起身看一看房子其他的地方有沒有什麼奇怪的事

他先把幾顆頭痛藥吃了
吃的時候突然發現藥下有一張紙條
紙條上寫著：

　　親愛的
　　　我出去買菜了
　　　早餐我已經做好放在餐上
　　　趁熱吃
　　　愛

何先生一頭霧水的走進了廚房
然後就真的看到了熱騰騰的早餐
還有當天的早報
他看著坐在餐桌吃早餐的兒子問：
　
兒子
　為什麼你妈把家裡給打掃的那麼乾淨
　然後又給我做了熱騰騰的早餐給我吃？

兒子恍然大悟的回答：

老爸

　老媽昨天看到你醉死的回家
　一肚子火的把你拉到房間裡
　然後想把你髒衣服換掉
　結果在脫你的褲子的時候，你罵了她一句：
　　　小姐！
　　　给我滾遠一點！！
　　　我已經結婚了！！！

从此，何先生才真正享受做丈夫的乐趣。

[chrisamos]

good good

[goldrush]

HB

Can translare
Liak bo kiew leh

regards

[HappyBuddha]

Wah.. it's difficult to translate the suspense.

Basically...

Mr Ho came home drunk and smelly.
His angry wife undress him to remove the smelly shirt and pants...
But just as she is about to reach for the zipper, Mr Ho screamed out loud

"Hey bitch, get out of my way. I'm a married man."

The next morning Mr Ho find himself with a nice clean house, warm breakfast and a smart alec son.

[goldrush]

hi HB


thxs 4 d translation
the moral of the story i belive 2 b



'Faithfully yours ,my wife'

[HappyBuddha]

hi HB
thxs 4 d translation
the moral of the story i belive 2 b
 
'Faithfully yours ,my wife'

I'm an evil old man.

Otherwise, how come the moral of the story to me is:-

"Pretend to be seriously drunk. Then say/pretend to be faithful, and you can go havoc anytime you want leow"?

Let's see.

A small bottle of cheap cognac to goggle your mouth and splash over your clothing: $120
A stick of Cigarette to smoke and redden your eyes: $0.45
Some vomit to smear on your pants: $free
License to havoc in perpetuity: Priceless

No?

[LASERGUY]

Someone met his good friend who got married the day before, in a Kopitiam drinking beer by himself. He looks extremely gloomy...

So he ask, "Hey, what's wrong? You should be happy now after getting married!"

The good friend reply, "Something terrible happened last night. After having sex with my bride, being half-drunk, I paid her $100...."

"Oh goosh... this is terrible !!!" The man exclaimed.

"This is worst, she gave me back $20 change in return....!!!!"

[friction]

Someone met his good friend who got married the day before, in a Kopitiam drinking beer by himself. He looks extremely gloomy...

So he ask, "Hey, what's wrong? You should be happy now after getting married!"

The good friend reply, "Something terrible happened last night. After having sex with my bride, being half-drunk, I paid her $100...."

"Oh goosh... this is terrible !!!" The man exclaimed.

"This is worst, she gave me back $20 change in return....!!!!"