Shout Box 040304, Go outside to shout! |
Shout Box 040304, Go outside to shout! |
HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:22 am
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99: Take a refreshing shampoo shower. Be sure to swing dry your hair.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:22 am
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98: Turn on your mobile phone and send SMS to the pilot's radar screen.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:24 am
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97: Play Super Mario on your seat, especially when he's snooring.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:25 am
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96: Address the NorthWest's stewardness "mommy" or "auntie".
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:29 am
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95: Ask the pilot if he can swing by OUB Plaza for a closer look.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:30 am
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94: Leave the emergency door ajar for some "fresh air".
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:31 am
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93: Use the overhead oxygen mask to aerate your ranchu tub.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:34 am
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92: Go to first class cabin and ask the passenger why they pay more to die first in a crash?
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:36 am
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91: Whenever the pilot announce anything over the PA system, scream loudly "Mai Sian Lah!!"
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:38 am
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90: Tell them you're allegic to fabric and get free upgrade to business class.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:42 am
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89: Ask the first engineer if you can use his "computer" to surf to RafflesGold.com - must check PM
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:46 am
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88: Flush the toilet and run out to see your poos sky dive down over Bombay. wheeeeee....
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:49 am
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87: Ask your neighbour to safe keep your gun while you go to the loo.
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:51 am
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86: Go ahead and use the Air Phone; outgoing calls are free!
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HappyBuddha |
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:53 am
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85: Gather a small group and gamble once you're in international air.
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