Why Men Keep Fishes In Tank Options

[white horse T1]

Go to Sunday Times Reflect 13 in Lifestyle.



extracts:

" i have a theory abt men who keep birds in cage and fishes in tank....



1. they probably also like their women in their places: decorative,content, sit in corner until called upon to perform.



2. these breed of men probably likes things confined, boxed in...prepared to spend minimal effort to upkeep their pets, yet expect them to be healthy



3....from investment point of view, they made better choice than a humna female tt needs a lot of emotional and financial maintenance and doesn't respond ..when u want her to...



4. ...why keep fishes:



A. Theory 1:

keeping fish could provide distraction and solace for certain type of men who may have problem in real life relationship problem. and ...could be a way of sublimating desire for female company



B. Theory 2:

a way to show off their prowess over others. - look at the smugness on their faces at competition and forum (my amendment) thank goodness no more green water and cw crab....



C. Theory 3:

keep fishes to satisfy their nurturing instinct.....



D: Theory 4:

a little of all the above i supposed. hey it is just a hobby for one to relax at the end of the day.

[white horse T1]

wow, recently a storm warrior bashed into a reputable forum and created a storm on how bad their fishes are but indeed they are not too bad since they may be the lookalike for their prize winning great fish grandparents or the product of mass orgy of the great grand fish father with the daughter fish or fish aunt maybe.



then u look again at the theory above, some just exhibit more of one of the characteristics than others.

at the end of the day, we are all goldfish lovers and can't be as bad as mass killer. let it be, why fight over trivality.



happy new year