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[mountain]

wa kaoz.. i dun understand wat you guys are talking abt. can i have a copy of the dvd when we next meet up!!

[desireless]

Ah Hock, we're talking about the stylo-milo band back in the 80's.
---> Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Their main vocal is Holly Johnson.. a declared gay (tio AIDS liao).

Anyway HB, you can go to the website and watch the SG-censored "Wasteland version" (gay pub) in the Video section.

Or maybe you can see here:
http://www.fgth.nl/FGTH-NET/Site/html/Relax_Video_ADSL.html

http://www.fgth.nl/FGTH-NET/videofiles/vid...inalvid-512.ram


Can you see the old man (lau bapok) holding on to banana?
This clip is sooo gay..

"Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your 'laser beam'..."

This post has been edited by desireless: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 12:39 am

[LASERGUY]

Ooi ! Watch what beam you are talking about...

Wait you kenna soot by my beam then you know....

[desireless]

hahahah... That's how he sang it mah..
That's the idea anyway

"But shoot it in the right direction (Ooh Yeah yeah yeah),
Make making it your intention (Ooh yeah Ooh yeah)"

[HappyBuddha]

Must drink Red Bull then can shoot far far...

[mountain]

issit .. i wan boy lei for my first one... .. any cool idea how ??

[HappyBuddha]

You know X & Y chromosomes? See ah... you need the Y to get a boy. Look at X and compare it to Y. X is so omni-directional, like can anyhow spin. Y is uni-directional. So when you inject your chormosomes, deploy the the weapon and fire straight. Don't rock and jerk sideways... Like dat your Y will hit the target and bingo!

[desireless]

There's also another yet-to be-proven-wrong theory...

It is said that Y (male) sperms can swim longer distance than X (female) sperms.

So according to the theory, shorter LJ yield male ones because of the distance the sperm needs to travel. So the idea is this, if your LJ is long (nobody will admit his is short, anyway ), when you shoot, your LJ head must be as near to the "entrance" of the "hole" as possible. So that for that longer distance the sperms need to swim, the X (female) sperm will tire out more than the Y sperm... This makes the probability of the Y (male) sperms reaching the egg higher. Hence more chance of getting male.

Also, applying the same theory, it is not difficult to derive that, in order for making male babies, the male must be at the "under" position when he shoots... So you should adopt the "female on top" postures all the time. Due to gravity, the X (female) sperms will have difficulty swimming up... Hence again, the probability of the Y (male) sperms reaching the egg is higher

If first time not successful, then try again lor


With Regards,
Dr TK Desireless, PhD in Sexology

PS: I can't vouch for it because I am still single ... But can adopt the method during one of your MANY battle sessions.. why not eh?

[mountain]

haha.. buay tahan your .. u guys have so many screws in your brains .. i know i can crack up reading your comments .. but hey .. lets continue to come up with more funny ideas .. nah .. i am not trying .. no $$ . need time for my goldfish .


my turn .. some say the guy need to save up the bullets for a few days before going for the first burst of fire .. hmmm .... even heard need to eat more seafood .. gosh .. wat happens if eat too much durains??!!

[desireless]

The point is seafood has higher protein content... so it helps you to produce more sperm. More sperm means more ammunition means more "bed battles" means more chances of getting a boy

But talking about protein, I would suggest you ask your wife cook CHROMA (high protein content) for you to eat as staple food.. In her bowl is rice, yours is CHROMA.

[LASERGUY]

Heard from my sister-in-law that it's something to do with the pH level of your urinary track which is shared by your urine and sperm. If I can remember correctly, high protein diet will make your urinary track to be more acidic, whereas high veggies diet will be the other way round. So, if you are on high protein diet, male sperm which favour acidic environment will be more active than the female one and vice verse. Make sense ?

[desireless]

Yeah. Sounds more pro.. and convincing now...

So mountain you waiting for wat? Tomorrow go C328 whack all the Chroma. Buy 5 KG worth of Chroma that will last you for few weeks.

[mountain]

huh .. eat chroma .. got PSB lei .. no thx.. Laser's theory i first time heard abt it .. lucky i got a new PH test kit

[LASERGUY]

No need pH test kit, let your wife find out and tell you lah...

[domho7]

Yes before u go for Live Firing exercise, very important you have ammo and your ammo must be strong.

Whack lots of pig liver, prawns, crabs. I tell u, on live firing ex, wah liao can hoot 1 battalion easily!!! SONG!!